Let’s talk about Ryan Gosling for a minute. Men, pause your finger on that ‘close window’ button. You might actually learn something here.
Regardless of your personal feelings about Mr Gosling or his work, there is one fact (yes FACT) that cannot be denied:
Ryan Gosling is the best kisser to ever grace our big screens.
You need proof? Here’s your proof: The Notebook, Blue Valentine, Crazy Stupid Love.
Boom. Your argument is invalid.
I bet you’re wondering why. I bet all of you, especially the sterner sex, are wondering what it is that has women doodling his name in our diaries, with lots of little hearts like love-sick school girls. Sure, he’s a good-looking guy. You can feel his confidence seeping through your screen. He has that cute smile and that body that is begging to be licked.
But it’s not that. It’s none of that.
It’s passion. It’s unbridled, heart stopping, knee weakening passion.
That’s the secret. That’s the way every woman wants to be kissed. It’s the stare, the almost aggressive chin grasp. Stroke back the hair. The tension builds and you know whats coming. A part of you is begging for him just to do it, another part hopes he never breaks the moment. And then finally, finally, the deep kiss. And it’s a kiss from his whole body, every muscle feels that kiss.
That, ladies and gents, is what makes a great kisser.
You’re welcome, boys.